Carnality is carnivorous
PETA reckons that some of the world's sexiest vegetarians are from Down Under.
"Sexy vegetarians." That juxtaposition jars, big time.
Call me old fashioned, but I find the whole concept of vegetarianism very unsexy.
Woody Allen once wrote something along these lines: "Is sex dirty? It is if you're doing it right." How true is that?
Vegetarians are puritans, determined never to commit sins of the flesh. It's all about cleanliness with them, isn't it? I mean, if a woman has vowed never to put a sausage in her mouth, then what's she gonna do when presented with ...
Er, 'nuff said. I think you get my drift.
I'll put it another way: Eschewing meat is definitely not dirty. Chewing it most definitely is ... And you don't eat oysters in the cloisters now do ya?
