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Parrot vs people

Monday, 11 May 2009 11:46 A GMT+10
Nice to see that Greg Hunt is shedding his green sympathies and getting stuck into Peter Garrett and his feathered friend.  Still, calling Garrett a "warbling twit" is inaccurate. That implies he can at least hold a note. Listen to any

Questionable question

Friday, 13 March 2009 11:53 A GMT+10
The Nine MSN site has a poll running: Can Peter Garrett still cut it as a rocker? It's irrelevant, I reckon. He never could in the first place. 
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Oils ain't Oils

Monday, 3 November 2008 10:01 P GMT+10
So Labor is the luvvies' friend? Wrong! Peter Garrett, Federal Arts Minister, has decided to cut 2.6 million bucks in funding for the Australian National Academy of Music, of an elite training school for classical musos in Melbourne. Staff are pa

Matt Brown and the fall of the Labor empire

Thursday, 11 September 2008 1:49 P GMT+10
What is it with NSW Labor? They're aimless, hopeless, leaderless, and ... dackless as well!Spookily, this Matt Brown scandal is reminiscent of another drunken night of revelry that occurred some years back on the other side of the nation.  A

Nanny state to get nannier?

Wednesday, 20 August 2008 2:16 P GMT+10
West Oz Labor is a very strange tribe. See, if they win the upcoming election, they're gonna introduce a ban on outdoor smoking, even on the beach! Incredible. But also amazing that they would make such intentions public considering how close the

Train wreck in the making

Thursday, 14 August 2008 1:43 P GMT+10
More bizarre goings on in Perth. Kevin Rudd, ironically there to help Alan Carpenter's chances at the upcoming election, yucked it up with Shifty Lifty and some Labor MPs.The two leaders then boarded a train for a laughter-filled 10-minute r

Nyoongar Patrol

Wednesday, 13 August 2008 11:54 P GMT+10
Here's a contemporary paradox: You're deemed a "racist" if you point out that Aborigines are disproportionately represented in crime statistics. You're considered even more "racist" if you endorse a compassionate "
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Bennelong time since we've seen you, Maxine!

Monday, 11 August 2008 1:21 A GMT+10
In other cynical former hack news: Maxine McKew, Labor heroine and slayer of the "Master of Evil", has already forgotten about the very people who voted her in.  The disdain she and her snobby mates have for the electorate is just naus

Shifty Lifty's days numbered?

Monday, 11 August 2008 1:11 A GMT+10
Arrogant, blouse-lifting hypocrite Alan Carpenter showed what a brazen opportunist he is by calling the election straight after Troy Buswell quit as Liberal Party Leader. The former hack reckons he can dupe the people. But I reckon Julie Bishop has g

Greg Hunt, eco-superhero!

Thursday, 31 July 2008 10:08 P GMT+10
One of the most depressing things about Oz politics at the moment is that the people who should be arguing rationally against the Government (particularly in relation to environmental policy) and presenting a clear, strong alternative

Belinda Neal's treatment sexist, alright!

Monday, 23 June 2008 1:21 P GMT+10
The narrow-mindedness of Labor and Green "feminists" continues to amaze me. See, a bunch of 'em have signed a petition claiming that beastly Belinda Neal has copped sexist treatment over Iguanagate.  Well, in a strange way they&#

My night on the reptiles

Sunday, 15 June 2008 8:26 P GMT+10
Speaking of snakes'and lizards 'n' such: Can't say I'm too fond of the term "Iguana-gate" to describe this Della Bosca and Belinda Neal fiasco. Though more of a mouthful "Night of the Iguana" has a much be

Bolshie bimbo backs beastly Belinda!

Thursday, 12 June 2008 12:58 P GMT+10
Was wondering when some tragic feminist twit would claim sexism in the meeja's treatment of Belinda Neal.Right on time Julia Irwin does just that:  "I just feel that we have opened up Pandora's box, and if these are the ru
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The Night of the Iguana

Tuesday, 10 June 2008 3:00 P GMT+10
Just another thought on this notorious "Night of the Iguana" in Gosford: If the scandal keeps developing, as I think it will, it's sure to get its own Wikipedia entry.  Could become confused with that champion p
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Della Bosca and Neal's intriguing relationship

Tuesday, 10 June 2008 2:32 P GMT+10
Thing I find fascinating about this Iguana Joe's scandal is that Della Bosca seems to be copping all the flak. I've heard him do a coupla interviews. Also saw him briefly on the teev. And he's released a written statement, apparently
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Rudd's staff flat out ... of new ideas

Sunday, 1 June 2008 1:42 P GMT+10
This looming revolt by public servants who've been working their arses off for Rudd is pretty funny considering that all that time and energy they've expended has produced nothing of any substance. And yet they're still flat out like liza

Reece Whitby has cake, eats it too

Wednesday, 21 May 2008 1:40 P GMT+10
Journalist Reece Whitby keeps his old gig as a hack for Channel 7, even though he's one of Labor's new star recruits.You'd think that some hacks and/or or pollies would be mightily shat off about this. And surely such a situatio
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Troy Buswell quokka-kicking scandal

Thursday, 15 May 2008 1:19 A GMT+10
  I hate to ruin the fun for all those enjoying the latest "revelations" about Troy Buswell.  But this rumor that he beat the crap out of a quokka is utter crap. And I know it's utter crap because I made it up and posted
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Jaye Radisich ups the ante

Saturday, 10 May 2008 3:55 P GMT+10
Alan Carpenter keeps saying that he didn't lift Jaye Radisich's top, and that her refusal to explicitly confirm this is related to internal Labor Party power plays.But then why would she go and hire a bloody lawyer?  My guess is that it&

Breast nuzzler update

Tuesday, 6 May 2008 5:39 P GMT+10
Crikey!  It seems that the function at which the Alan Carpenter was reputed to have exposed bras and nuzzled breasts was one helluva shindig, and almost became a swingers party! Yep, many of those attending started to nude up, prompting admoniti

Alan Carpenter and his Labor Party animals

Tuesday, 6 May 2008 1:05 P GMT+10
It's getting more absurd by the minute over in the wild west:  Premier Alan Carpenter, the breast nuzzler, is becoming increasingly annoyed over recalcitrant MP Jaye Radisic's refusal to go beyond her claim that she wasn't offended

Chair sniffers and breast nuzzlers

Monday, 5 May 2008 2:17 P GMT+10
The West Oz meeja are going spacko over this Troy Buswell chair-sniffing scandal.  But there's another related controversy that has receved little attention yet has been brewing for a while.That's the Alan Carpenter blouse-lifting and br

Buswell versus Rudd

Wednesday, 30 April 2008 2:53 P GMT+10
Of course the WA squitterati will be sneering up a storm over the boorish Liberal Party Leader Troy Buswell.  Certainly his boisterous behaviour -- which included sniffing a chair while pretending to be a dog, and snapping the bra-strap of a sta

Another hack for Labor

Monday, 7 April 2008 12:23 P GMT+10
Here we go.  Another journalist has been parachuted into Labor.  This one's a TV hack from WA called Reece Whitby.  Premier Alan Carpenter (himself a former journo) reveals a deep disdain for the rank and file of his own party with

Same ol' bleat from arty wankers

Thursday, 3 April 2008 10:54 A GMT+10
This is pretty funny.  Peter Garrett, looking creepily like a vampire in this snap (appropriate considering the context), reckons that the arts can bestow economic benefits on society.  Well, maybe they could if the public didn't stay a

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