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Longing for perfection

Wednesday, 29 April 2009 2:39 P GMT+10
An Aussie politician called Hajnal Ban went to Siberia to have her legs surgically lengthened. And if the photo in this article is any guide it appears she's had her lips enlarged with collagen as well. So, she's obviously extremely concerned

Matt Brown and the fall of the Labor empire

Thursday, 11 September 2008 1:49 P GMT+10
What is it with NSW Labor? They're aimless, hopeless, leaderless, and ... dackless as well!Spookily, this Matt Brown scandal is reminiscent of another drunken night of revelry that occurred some years back on the other side of the nation.  A

Nanny state to get nannier?

Wednesday, 20 August 2008 2:16 P GMT+10
West Oz Labor is a very strange tribe. See, if they win the upcoming election, they're gonna introduce a ban on outdoor smoking, even on the beach! Incredible. But also amazing that they would make such intentions public considering how close the

Bennelong time since we've seen you, Maxine!

Monday, 11 August 2008 1:21 A GMT+10
In other cynical former hack news: Maxine McKew, Labor heroine and slayer of the "Master of Evil", has already forgotten about the very people who voted her in.  The disdain she and her snobby mates have for the electorate is just naus

Shifty Lifty's days numbered?

Monday, 11 August 2008 1:11 A GMT+10
Arrogant, blouse-lifting hypocrite Alan Carpenter showed what a brazen opportunist he is by calling the election straight after Troy Buswell quit as Liberal Party Leader. The former hack reckons he can dupe the people. But I reckon Julie Bishop has g

Greg Hunt, eco-superhero!

Thursday, 31 July 2008 10:08 P GMT+10
One of the most depressing things about Oz politics at the moment is that the people who should be arguing rationally against the Government (particularly in relation to environmental policy) and presenting a clear, strong alternative

Rudd's staff flat out ... of new ideas

Sunday, 1 June 2008 1:42 P GMT+10
This looming revolt by public servants who've been working their arses off for Rudd is pretty funny considering that all that time and energy they've expended has produced nothing of any substance. And yet they're still flat out like liza

Gary Adshead, journalistic joke

Sunday, 25 May 2008 3:36 P GMT+10
The absurdity of this Troy Buswell quokka-kicking "scandal" still has me reeling!See, several days ago, I received a call from a friend in Perth who left a message saying that there was a story about me being the quokka soccer "ho

Hillary Clinton remains relentless, unperturbed

Friday, 16 May 2008 11:06 A GMT+10
Pundits across the globe have been saying that a win for Obama is a lay down misere for quite some time.  Still, there are a few more rounds in the gruesome grudge match left to go.  So Hillary may be down, but she's still not

Troy Buswell quokka-kicking scandal

Thursday, 15 May 2008 1:19 A GMT+10
  I hate to ruin the fun for all those enjoying the latest "revelations" about Troy Buswell.  But this rumor that he beat the crap out of a quokka is utter crap. And I know it's utter crap because I made it up and posted

Lives destroyed by chair sniffing

Sunday, 11 May 2008 2:40 P GMT+10
So the woman whose chair was sniffed by Troy Buswell feels victimized twice over now that she's been publicly identified.  She says:  "At the end of the day, it isn't Buswell who cops it.  It is me." I think Tro

Jaye Radisich ups the ante

Saturday, 10 May 2008 3:55 P GMT+10
Alan Carpenter keeps saying that he didn't lift Jaye Radisich's top, and that her refusal to explicitly confirm this is related to internal Labor Party power plays.But then why would she go and hire a bloody lawyer?  My guess is that it&

Alan Carpenter and his Labor Party animals

Tuesday, 6 May 2008 1:05 P GMT+10
It's getting more absurd by the minute over in the wild west:  Premier Alan Carpenter, the breast nuzzler, is becoming increasingly annoyed over recalcitrant MP Jaye Radisic's refusal to go beyond her claim that she wasn't offended

Another hack for Labor

Monday, 7 April 2008 12:23 P GMT+10
Here we go.  Another journalist has been parachuted into Labor.  This one's a TV hack from WA called Reece Whitby.  Premier Alan Carpenter (himself a former journo) reveals a deep disdain for the rank and file of his own party with

More Buswell revelations ...

Sunday, 20 January 2008 5:10 P GMT+10
Looks like Troy Buswell is really going to be put through the ringer by his foes across the floor, and the West Oz meeja.See, that bra-snapping incident wasn't a one-off.  Another drunken incident was so extreme, it seems to have result

Buswell does well

Thursday, 17 January 2008 1:28 P GMT+10
So Troy Buswell is the new Leader of the Libs in WA.  Sounds like it was a good choice -- although there was that unfortunate bra-strap snapping incident.  Labor will be bashing him with that for as long as he's at the helm.&n

Iowa caucuses

Friday, 4 January 2008 10:27 P GMT+10
Considering the massive coverage and the excitement of the crowds, you'd think that Barack Obama and Mike Huckabee had both been simultaneously elected President of the USA!  But it's just the beginning of their struggle to be in with a

Bhutto family

Monday, 31 December 2007 3:01 P GMT+10
If you thought that the Kennedys had a rough time, have alook at the Bhutto family.  Just murdered Benazir was one of four children of former Pakistan Prime Minister (and President) Zulfiqar Ali Bhutto.  He was executed on the ord

Mad Maxine

Monday, 24 December 2007 2:30 P GMT+10
Here's a good article from Andrew Bolt on Maxine McKew's jaw-droppingly hypocritical sledging of John Howard.I know the psychology very well.  Fluffy wuffies like Mckew are so wrapped up in their own sense of virtue they are co

Aussie journos and "pugilistic" Abbott

Wednesday, 5 December 2007 9:04 P GMT+10
Just a gripe about the news coverage of the election:   Almost every time I read or heard about Tony Abbott he was described as a "pugilist" or "pugilistic".  I got so annoyed with this, I wanted to b

Intervention to be expanded

Saturday, 1 December 2007 7:44 P GMT+10
I assumed that, being centre-lefties, the new Australian Government would revert to type and immediately start acting from a smug, PC perspective.  But I might have been wrong.  Remember Mal Brough's controversial interve

Crafty Kev and jealous Jules

Friday, 30 November 2007 1:21 P GMT+10
Politically correct types may think that Kevin Rudd giving Julia Gillard both the Education and Employment and Workplace Relations portfolios is a double vote of confidence in her.  But they've got it way wrong, I reckon.  Nup.&nbs

Admiral Nelson

Thursday, 29 November 2007 1:43 P GMT+10
They say that a week is a long time in politics.  Very true, especially at election time.  Just amazes me that only seven days ago the Libs were still in power.  Now they've been decimated, booted from their offices.  They hav

End of an era

Saturday, 24 November 2007 10:50 P GMT+10
Just watching John Howard's acceptance speech ...No bitterness, no rancour, no regret.  Kind words all round.  Loving words to his wife and family.Last words of thanks to the great people of Oz.What a legend. 

Claus out for Santa in Sydney

Friday, 16 November 2007 1:35 P GMT+10
Just a thought on this story, about how Sydney Santas are being counselled to eschew the traditional "Ho, ho, ho!" on the grounds that it's offensive to women:If Kevin Rudd gets in, you can be damn sure that there there will be an incre